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Ricer Demotivational Poster

NISSAN R35 - You're doing it wrong.

TAGS: nissan g** ricer
Rating: 3.25/5

More motifakes by Ryan B.

Salieri - November 12, 2009, 8:10 pm
It's not even a Nissan, even more unlucky.
Simon - September 17, 2009, 8:05 am
Its actually an R34... Unlucky

HONDA - Because having a Honda dont make you go faster...

TAGS: honda ricer
Rating: 2.17/5

More motifakes by HondaBoy

mort1369 - May 4, 2012, 10:32 pm
Honda: History Of No Decent Acceleration.
Honda - May 11, 2009, 12:00 am
Because it will out last your Domistic car!!
asdf - April 1, 2009, 12:05 pm
Driving a Honda is like being in the special Olympics, win or lose your still retarded.
barockeva - January 10, 2009, 7:13 pm
Honda, because rice wont burn itself.

DUCKTAPE - A ricers best friend

TAGS: ricer
Rating: 1.96/5

More motifakes by caboose

synik - February 23, 2009, 12:11 pm
i like how they circled the duct ***e, as if we couldn't see the large amounts on the car already.
VinceVicious - January 18, 2009, 1:55 am
You can't blame him, we all used to spell it like that. And no a ricer is not someone who eats a lot of rice lol.
Schifty - November 26, 2008, 2:19 pm
They made ***e out of ducks=O
pro - September 28, 2008, 3:11 am
Really? You wouldn't fib on the Internet, now, would you? Is it marketed by Lysdexia Inc.???
GoForthAndDie - September 28, 2008, 1:15 am
Duck ***e = a brand-name version of duct ***e. It does exist.
pro - September 27, 2008, 7:57 pm
More to the point: what is "duck ***e"???
robert - September 27, 2008, 7:51 pm
i think its someone who eats a lot of rice
Bobert - September 9, 2008, 3:46 pm
Whats a Ricer?


TAGS: dodge charger daytona ricer wing car
Rating: 1.71/5

More motifakes by Jake

cutlassboy68 - November 9, 2011, 11:42 pm
Well yes the wing is aerodynamic but that is not why it is so big. to meet all regulations the trunk had to be able to open and the down force did more good on the quaters, so it had to me taller so the trunk could open under it. Its also cast aluminium..
troks2213 - April 11, 2011, 11:50 pm
Wow kid, you are an idiot. Read up on some NASCAR history, and look at the value of these now.
carizle - March 26, 2011, 10:22 pm
you must not know your history kid that car was a racing homologation for NASCAR. these cars dominated the field until they were BANNED for being too fast. that wing and nose were for real aerodynamics, unlike the honda you probably drive.
RatFink - August 8, 2010, 10:49 am
hah thats funny as hell

HUMANITY - I've pretty much given up on it

TAGS: wtf sunfire modded ricer **** ass car ugly fat big ass wing ****ty car 4000
Rating: 1.67/5

More motifakes by Ryan

Ryan - July 24, 2009, 3:24 am
dude its a joke, chill out...
nolite - July 24, 2009, 2:38 am
why? cus some one has an ugly car? or is it that lack any skill to talk to opposite ***, live in you moms basement, and just got fired from taco bell at the age of 37?

T MINUS 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1 - BLAST OFF!!!

TAGS: ricer
Rating: 1.22/5

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Aaron - February 8, 2009, 8:11 pm
That's the f***ing g**est car I have ever seen in my life. Get a real job & buy a real car. That thing is a joke.